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Old 05-24-2016, 06:11 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Yes there is. Aphrodite.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-24-2016, 06:16 PM   #62 (permalink)
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why does god care if i jerk off
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Old 05-24-2016, 06:18 PM   #63 (permalink)
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This. It's total horseshit.
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Old 05-24-2016, 06:21 PM   #64 (permalink)
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i have a question

why does god care if i jerk off
It's okay if you jerk off, just don't waste any of the nut.


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Old 05-24-2016, 06:23 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2016, 06:30 PM   #68 (permalink)
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It isn't. Quite the opposite.
What he's circling around to is this.

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Here. Just a google search away.
sex is an act of love between a husband and his wife? thats it? thats all sex is supposed to be?

god that sounds boring af

i'm too kinky to be a christian
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