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Old 06-09-2016, 04:37 PM   #961 (permalink)
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Back on topic. If the Ark story is fiction, then where is the line drawn between what's real and what's BS in the bible?

There is no line. It's all true.
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Old 06-09-2016, 05:01 PM   #962 (permalink)
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It's ironic how so many Christians are anti-abortion. I wonder just how many pregnant women were drowned, along with their fetuses, during the great flood that their God orchestrated?

Again, the hypocrisy is staggering.
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Old 06-09-2016, 05:49 PM   #963 (permalink)
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False. Bats and Ki have been posting in this thread. That is automatically un calm.
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Old 06-09-2016, 06:11 PM   #964 (permalink)
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I think modern culture has really forgotten the original point of the bible. The original point to religion.
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Old 06-09-2016, 06:12 PM   #965 (permalink)
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I think modern culture has really forgotten the original point of the bible. The original point to religion.
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Old 06-09-2016, 06:12 PM   #966 (permalink)
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I think modern culture has really forgotten the original point of the bible. The original point to religion.
There's just one point?
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Old 06-09-2016, 06:24 PM   #967 (permalink)
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I think modern culture has really forgotten the original point of the bible. The original point to religion.
Explaining weather?
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Old 06-09-2016, 06:30 PM   #968 (permalink)
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There's just one point?
No there's multiple points. Whether or not god exists is kind of the unimportant aspect of the bible. The more important piece to it all is the stories. They're just stories to live your life by.

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Old 06-09-2016, 06:31 PM   #969 (permalink)
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BIBLE =Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
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Old 06-09-2016, 06:32 PM   #970 (permalink)
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Stories to live your life like people 2000 years ago?
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