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Old 06-10-2016, 07:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-11-2016, 05:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Edit: not ball busting either tbh I meant it.
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Old 06-13-2016, 03:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So like, other Christians are in on the whole Mormons joke right? If not, they're missing out on a lot of fun.
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Oh yea everyone knows the Mormons and Jehovs are hysterical.
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Oh yea everyone knows the Mormons and Jehovs are hysterical.
How are they any more ridiculous than any other religious group?
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How are they any more ridiculous than any other religious group?
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Old 06-13-2016, 06:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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How are they any more ridiculous than any other religious group?
You're talking like Christianity isnt already outlandish...these are even crazier versions with less answers.
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You're talking like Christianity isnt already outlandish...these are even crazier versions with less answers.
No, I'm talking like religion in general is very outlandish.
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I have to say if everything I've read about Mormons is true, that's just hilarious. Way funnier then the christians.
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No, I'm talking like religion in general is very outlandish.
So am I .I know we are as a religion outlandish to begin with. Last thing we need is ppl knocking on doors talking bout only 165 ppl get in to heaven its just bad form.
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