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Old 05-24-2016, 05:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Homosexual attraction isn't sinful. Acting on those impulses are.
Ah, it's making sense now. Self-hating gay.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-24-2016, 05:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not an expert, but from what I understand, the imago dei is formed in the sexual union of a man and a woman within the bonds of marriage. So, I think God says it's wrong because it is. It is wrong in essence, not by decree, whereas incest is wrong by decree, not in essence.
So homo-sex is clearly despicable, and God's just pointing that **** out to the rest of us in case we're too dumb and horny to realize it, but ****ing your sister is a total judgement call on God's part?

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Untrue. You're making assumptions again. I don't hate myself. I understand myself perfectly and am perfectly happy.
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Pro incest now? Nice.
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Old 05-24-2016, 06:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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@mordwyrThat's not scientifically accurate.
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why does god care if i jerk off
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This. It's total horseshit.
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Old 05-24-2016, 06:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's okay if you jerk off, just don't waste any of the nut.


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