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Old 06-01-2016, 11:29 PM   #541 (permalink)
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Yeah because it's adults who are unclear about how babies are made, not children.
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Old 06-02-2016, 04:16 AM   #542 (permalink)
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Yup. She was a virgin and still is a virgin. Equating the Incarnation with sexual intercourse demonstrates profane, childish thinking.
Why would she still be a virgin after getting married to Joey? Isn't it a wife's duty to give up the pink?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-02-2016, 04:59 AM   #543 (permalink)
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Yup. She was a virgin and still is a virgin. Equating the Incarnation with sexual intercourse demonstrates profane, childish thinking.
Believing babies are magically poofed into existence without sexual intercourse demonstrates shallow, childish thinking.
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Old 06-02-2016, 05:31 AM   #544 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2016, 05:40 AM   #545 (permalink)
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Only Jesus Christ, not anyone else.
So god is incapable of doing it again?
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Old 06-02-2016, 05:41 AM   #546 (permalink)
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And we're back to my central point: Christians are stupid. There's no other way to discuss it.
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:38 AM   #548 (permalink)
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So god is incapable of doing it again?
At the end of time, God will raise all the dead to life.
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Who knows? I don't think there's any reason to. The Incarnation is a one-time thing, for God to becomes flesh. That's been done. The story moves on. Don't you perceive narrative and plot?

So you DO understand it's fiction. Thank God.
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:49 AM   #550 (permalink)
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Who knows? I don't think there's any reason to. The Incarnation is a one-time thing, for God to becomes flesh. That's been done. The story moves on. Don't you perceive narrative and plot?
Yeah, I do perceive narrative and plot. You're the one who thinks it's a true story though, that's why I'm asking you what you think god's capabilities are.
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