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Old 06-01-2016, 09:53 PM   #521 (permalink)
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We're his children. Check and mate.^
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:54 PM   #522 (permalink)
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They're not me. That's their life together...and yes, they're still together. I'm just some random derp who's got nothing to do with their relationship.
God is still sleeping with his daughter to this day? Is Joseph part of the relationship too or is he out of the picture now?
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:55 PM   #523 (permalink)
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We're his children. Check and mate.^
True. But he is our spiritual father. Not "real" father.
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:57 PM   #524 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:57 PM   #525 (permalink)
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We're his children.
Gonna need to see your birth certificate for proof.
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:59 PM   #526 (permalink)
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Do you really want to know?
Not sure, it's pretty gross. Thank you though for helping underscore my point about sex crimes being part and parcel of Christianity.
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Old 06-01-2016, 10:01 PM   #527 (permalink)
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They're not me. That's their life together...and yes, they're still together. I'm just some random derp who's got nothing to do with their relationship.
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22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
22:25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
22:26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
22:27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
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Old 06-01-2016, 10:14 PM   #528 (permalink)
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God is still sleeping with his daughter to this day? Is Joseph part of the relationship too or is he out of the picture now?
Mary is the daughter of her parents, Joahcim and Anne. Mary wanted to be a virgin and God respects her vow of virginity.

So there is no sleeping with his daughter. Whatever reason you think that.
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Mary is the daughter of her parents, Joahcim and Anne. Mary wanted to be a virgin and God respects her vow of virginity.

So there is no sleeping with his daughter. Whatever reason you think that.
So why does she have a husband?
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So why does she have a husband?
Joseph was the protector of Jesus and Mary, plus Joseph was of the House of David, thus fulfilling prophecy.
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