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Old 06-29-2016, 06:24 PM   #1151 (permalink)
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Why? David wouldn't allow it.
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Old 06-29-2016, 06:26 PM   #1152 (permalink)
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Why? David wouldn't allow it.
I certainly hope Solomon wasn't allowed to bang his sister.
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The Shulamite (that's the only identification of her we get) was his half-sister, but David still objected.
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David was such a prude.
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Old 06-29-2016, 06:29 PM   #1155 (permalink)
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Enough of a prude to fuck another man's wife, impregnate her, and then call her husband back from the front lines to sleep with her to cover his indiscretion. When the husband wouldn't enter the house (because his comrades were still on the front lines fighting), David told his commanders to put the husband in the front lines and then retreat so he'd be killed.
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Old 06-29-2016, 06:32 PM   #1156 (permalink)
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Forgot about that part. Typical royal asshole who spreads self serving rumours about himself then.
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Enough of a prude to fuck another man's wife, impregnate her, and then call her husband back from the front lines to sleep with her to cover his indiscretion. When the husband wouldn't enter the house (because his comrades were still on the front lines fighting), David told his commanders to put the husband in the front lines and then retreat so he'd be killed.
The Bible. 4 out of 5 psychiatrists recommend it to their patients.
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Old 06-29-2016, 06:33 PM   #1158 (permalink)
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It's an amazing read.
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Old 06-29-2016, 06:35 PM   #1159 (permalink)
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It's an amazing read.
75% of the old testament is made up of pretty cool tales. The legislative and pen pal books get a little dry though. I'm more of a James Joyce or W. G. Sebald kind of guy though.
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It's an amazing read.
And Star Wars is an amazing movie.
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