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Old 06-11-2016, 08:45 AM   #1081 (permalink)
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Example, Bats, stop making posts that state that Jesus f*cked Mary in the bum.
We better get a sheath in here. Bats getting edgy.
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Old 06-11-2016, 11:56 AM   #1082 (permalink)
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Example, Bats, stop making posts that state that Jesus f*cked Mary in the bum. That post was only made as a joke to push the limits of what can be said and just not necessary.
In my defense, I said Mary Magdalene, not the Virgin Mary. The lack of incest makes it less offensive.
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Old 06-11-2016, 01:00 PM   #1083 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2016, 04:18 AM   #1084 (permalink)
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So like, other Christians are in on the whole Mormons joke right? If not, they're missing out on a lot of fun.
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Old 06-13-2016, 05:36 AM   #1085 (permalink)
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Oh yea everyone knows the Mormons and Jehovs are hysterical.
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Old 06-13-2016, 06:20 AM   #1086 (permalink)
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Oh yea everyone knows the Mormons and Jehovs are hysterical.
How are they any more ridiculous than any other religious group?
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Old 06-13-2016, 07:27 AM   #1087 (permalink)
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How are they any more ridiculous than any other religious group?
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Old 06-13-2016, 07:41 AM   #1088 (permalink)
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How are they any more ridiculous than any other religious group?
You're talking like Christianity isnt already outlandish...these are even crazier versions with less answers.
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Old 06-13-2016, 10:17 AM   #1089 (permalink)
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You're talking like Christianity isnt already outlandish...these are even crazier versions with less answers.
No, I'm talking like religion in general is very outlandish.
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Old 06-13-2016, 10:19 AM   #1090 (permalink)
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I have to say if everything I've read about Mormons is true, that's just hilarious. Way funnier then the christians.
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