You just love Kenny G. You're a closet fan aren't you? Next it'll be "Somewhere between Slayer, Kenny G and Kesha"!!!
It's a flower isn't it?

So I've heard.

Trust. You nailed it. This is precisely why my wife and I have never lied to our children about Santa being real.

**** that ****. Santa's fun. You'd have to be deranged to stop trusting your parents after you figured out Santa wasn't real, cause anyone with half a brain knows it's all in good fun. Why not put a little literal magic into a kid's life when they're still young enough to enjoy it? I'm an atheist and I have been all my life, but I'm happy to have believed in Santa for as long as I did, cause it made that one time a year into an event that it can never be for an adult.

Santa is pretty fun, I was just a pretty ****in cynical kid.

My dad liked to pretend my presents came from santa, but my mom secretly told me what was up.

What's fun about Santa? He's lame (in my opinion).

What's more fun than someone breaking into your house with good intentions?

Your mom's a bitch.

You're an adult. Of course you think he's lame. Why would you even consider your own opinion when thinking about what would be fun for a child? Your opinion is irrelevant.

Nah, my mom's cool. She knew I'd prefer truth to phantasies.