Same

You think I have a girlfriend? This is the best Christmas ever!

Nah obviously you don't, I meant jokingly same I hope we get herpes.

That's fine then. As long as you get an incurable sexual disease that makes you undatable I am happy.

Very chivalrous of you to name the women first, you are a true gentleman. http://www.hefners.de/content/Smilie...e/elegant2.gif You are more heart than troll. :)

Merry Christmas to everyone. And have a happy new year. And remember: behave. If you can't behave, be careful.http://www.allthingschristmas.com/fo...ilies/tree.gif

I hope Santa shoves his coal straight up your ass, you asexual freaknut.

Spawn of Satan spreding Christmas cheer where ever he goes...

Happy holidays to all who wished me a merry christmas (btw, the correct term is xmas because I hate Jesus). I had to wait until it was the 25th on the left coast or else I would be a bold faced liar for telling someone it's christmas on christmas eve.

The X in Xmas is the initial for Χριστος, or Christ in Greek. So the correct term is still the correct term.

I speak English, not Greek. I'm trying to take the Christ out of Christmas with the X. Because **** that little peaceful bastard.