nah

Also Santa's alter-ego

Exactly what a closet furry would say.

yiffs in silence

A buddy from work is a "metal" fan who name drops Mudvayne, Slipknot, and other assorted butt metal bands from the early/mid '00s. So I'm making him a series of mixed CDs for Christmas to educate him on proper metal (cause who wouldn't love that?).

Just finished burning an extreme metal mix, which includes Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Gridlink, and Bucket Full of Teeth, just to name a few. No idea if he'll even listen to it, but I like to imagine him flinching when track 4 comes along (Yacopsae - "Tanz, Grosny, Tanz...").

You should throw Naked City on there too.

Merry Christmas!! It's Christmas Eve here already, and we open our presents early so they don't get in the way on Christmas day. :)

Japan is weird. Shinto nation obsessed with Christmas.

Let's be honest.. Lazy parents invented Santa as a way to discipline their children without having to put in the legwork.

No, your parents probably just don't love you.