Lonely? No. I've never felt lonely. Even as a child I enjoyed solitude as much as company. I've felt depressed and I've felt awful, but have never felt anybody could cure whatever was bothering me.

Do I feel empty? Sometimes. I feel a bit empty when a friend passes away or when, at work, an animal I consider a friend passes away. But that's just me clinging to the past. Resisting the present. It's hard not to sometimes, even when you know better.

I don't feel lonely ever because I live with my family. And they always give company to me.

Why don't they save my soil instead? The pH level is all out of whack and my carrots won't grow.

am i the only one whose head this joke didn't go over?

This is too obscure a joke to be a real joke. I think this nutbar is for real.

Wikipedia: Eastern Lightning

Used too until you came along you sexy thang...