What is love?

Trollheart · 02-02-2018, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Yeah, there's simply no sense in hoping or holding out for such an event. Hermitism is the only sensible route. If one gets lonely then there's always more dogs and cats and goats to adopt.

And sharks. Made one hell of a Christmas present for Karen two years ago!

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The Batlord · 02-02-2018, 01:02 PM

Not even a Great White shark? Just the species as a whole? So you don't even get an info packet on a specific animal? What a ****ty gift.

Chiomara · 02-02-2018, 01:04 PM

I'd get laughed out of the crone village if I didn't have at least several sharks to my name.

Trollheart · 02-02-2018, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Not even a Great White shark? Just the species as a whole? So you don't even get an info packet on a specific animal? What a ****ty gift.

That's the only image I could find of a cert that wasn't for a group or organisation, but yeah, the one we adopted was a Great White Shark. Boom. You gonna do it, do it right, bitch. I mean, someone adopted a BASKING shark? What the living eff, right?

The Batlord · 02-02-2018, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

That's the only image I could find of a cert that wasn't for a group or organisation, but yeah, the one we adopted was a Great White Shark. Boom. You gonna do it, do it right, bitch. I mean, someone adopted a BASKING shark? What the living eff, right?

What was its name?

Lucem Ferre · 02-02-2018, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

Expanding on my previous comment on self-deception I feel like relationships are 90% projection, not just in the context of love but relationships in general. As depressing as this thought is the somewhat liberating extension of this philosophy is that if that applies to love then wouldn't it also be true of hate? Can we eliminate hatred by simply adjusting our own paranoid projections?

I've been saying exactly this for, I don't know, a bit now. I've been saying that compassion is a form of narcissism because we're projecting our own identity onto others in order to understand how they feel. But nobody likes that idea and they fight it because it's not aesthetically pleasing.

Trollheart · 02-02-2018, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What was its name?

Hold on; I'll have to find the cert and check.

Edit: Bernard.

Nah, they don't give you a name. I guess sharks don't have names. Here's a copy of the cert.

Trollheart · 02-02-2018, 02:11 PM

Meh, pretty much the same, really. Still, it's all about supporting the effort to conserve these misunderstood man-eaters, yeah? I mean, if I learned to swim, and I was out there on the Barrier Reef or whatever, and one of these came to eat me, I'd have the satisfaction of knowing that without me, he would possibly have died and .... hold on.

~~MicShazam~~ · 02-02-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think you kind of have to be a boring normie who has no particular interests to expect to find The One without it being some crazy event where you get struck by lightning. Plenty of ordinary people can probably find someone they can live with forever when neither person has any particularly high level personality qwerks. Of course the 50% divorce rate kind of questions even that.

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Yeah, there's simply no sense in hoping or holding out for such an event. Hermitism is the only sensible route. If one gets lonely then there's always more dogs and cats and goats to adopt.

I think this is the truth. A couple times a year, I start feeling really bummed that I live alone, but after a short stint at a dating site, that cures that affliction for several months ahead

Maybe it speaks ill of my character that I'm not very into making compromises. That's one thought that's occured to me.

The Batlord · 02-02-2018, 02:14 PM

No name or picture? How are you supposed to know which one is yours or call it over to the boat? I'd demand a refund.

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