Do you read your horoscope?
 

What's your sign?

i don't believe in/condone star worship

whether that star be some prick on the moviescreen, or an actual star

it's all illuminati bull**** imo

No, I don't. I don't need something else to stress me out every day. I believe I'm a Taurus. (Is that horoscope?)

My little bro is a Taurus.

I have to check on him like, every day, because he's volatile.

Virgo baby. 8.31.1984

Leo.

Caretaker in the streets, kill ya in the sheets.

08/12/1989.

I'd have pegged you more as a Gemini.

My baby sister is a Gemini, the mediator, the indecisive.

Cousins.

I have a **** loads of scorpio in my chart as well.

No.

I do if the horoscope section of the paper is sitting there and I'm looking for something to read.

I'm an Aries.

No.

Those who do read it, and take it seriously, should know they probably weren't born under the star sign they believe. The ancient Greeks set the star signs almost 2500 years ago, but the constellations have drifted across the sky since then because of the Earth's wobble.

You can find your actual star sign here: BBC iWonder - Which stars were you really born under?

Don't follow it. Capricorn.

Gemini. And no.

Cancer. I don't care about this stuff.

I'm a Gemini and apparently it's typical of us to think this is all bull****, according to my boss who's really into the stuff.

That's what we're supposed to think guys.

I'm just waiting for the next person who's a horoscope buff to ask me what sign I am, as if that'll tell them exactly who I am. I'm a Leo, but I'll tell them I'm a Pisces or something, and see if they go "I knew it!" and then explain to me exactly how I'm like every Pisces they've ever known.

Then I'll tell them I'm actually a Leo.

Horoscopes would be so much better if they actually told you what was going to happen, like if they said "A safe will fall out a window at the bank at 4pm. Avoid." Great, I can do that, not be at the bank. But how do I interpret that when it tells me "Something momentous will impact upon you today"? Yeah, like a ****ING HEAVY SAFE!!!!

lol

ladyislingering, if you believe in astrology and know the traits of the zodiacs, perhaps you can make an educated guess as to what I am?

Or someone else for that matter.

Taurus.
And no, astrology is ****ing stupid.

I laughed at a Trollheart joke. How high was I last night?

Except its not an educated guess now is it. Because she doesn't know you IRL.

She could be educated on astrology and judge me based on how I post on these forums (which I would argue represents how I am as a person IRL) and then make a guess based on the information she has.

I did wonder about that one...

Except to a degree even tho you post in the manner in which you may speak , however its still not educated because she doesn't know you.

Scorpio. Apparently I'm dark and mysterious and sometimes kind of a bitch.

Horoscopes pander to the the least common denominators in society. I don't subscribe to such nonsense but do find them amusing.

But do you have a sting in your tail? ;)

No, I don't read my horoscope, but I do dictate how I live my life based entirely on 'What dragon are you?' quizzes. That **** is real, written by real dragon tamers.

What rubbish. Dragons can't be tamed...
:shycouch:

Sounds legit to me.

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I don't pay no mind to that stuff. I can't & don't understand why anyone anyone would turned to horoscopes as a problem solving tool, or to help make a decision -- whatever people use them for.

"We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be." -- Fanny Price, Mansfield Park

Hell Naw. I don't believe in any of that astrology stuff.

Heh. Heh heh.

No.

Mine today:

"When a suggestion is a good one, you should take it -- appearances be damned! So go ahead and take the good advice of friends and associates. Who cares if that means they'll know how much influence they have over you? By doing what they suggest, you're doing the right thing -- and that's all that matters. You can't worry about looking like you're completely independent now. Remember: It's never a good idea to cut off your nose to spite your face."

Mmmmmkay.

horoscope.com has this statement today:

Be both friendly and flexible today when the Moon sextiles unorthodox Uranus. Someone could play an unusual behind-the-scenes role in a future opportunity. Mysterious? Yes. Exciting? Stay tuned! You have the chance to make a welcome gesture of reconciliation when the Moon sextiles retrograde Venus tonight.

Is it just me, or does that seem a little... suggestive?

I'm a Pisces, anyone else a Pisces?

Moon sextiles unorthodox Uranus