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View Poll Results: Do you read your horoscope?
Yes, it's always relevant to my life. 1 5.88%
Yes, but I just do it for fun. 2 11.76%
No, it's all stupid crap. 10 58.82%
Drunk again? 4 23.53%
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Old 08-03-2015, 05:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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No, I don't read my horoscope, but I do dictate how I live my life based entirely on 'What dragon are you?' quizzes. That **** is real, written by real dragon tamers.
What rubbish. Dragons can't be tamed...
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:53 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Scorpio. Apparently I'm dark and mysterious and sometimes kind of a bitch.
Sounds legit to me.
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Old 08-04-2015, 12:18 AM   #33 (permalink)
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What's your sign?


I don't pay no mind to that stuff. I can't & don't understand why anyone anyone would turned to horoscopes as a problem solving tool, or to help make a decision -- whatever people use them for.

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Old 08-08-2015, 11:57 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Hell Naw. I don't believe in any of that astrology stuff.
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Old 08-09-2015, 03:55 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Heh. Heh heh.

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Old 08-09-2015, 10:39 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Mine today:

"When a suggestion is a good one, you should take it -- appearances be damned! So go ahead and take the good advice of friends and associates. Who cares if that means they'll know how much influence they have over you? By doing what they suggest, you're doing the right thing -- and that's all that matters. You can't worry about looking like you're completely independent now. Remember: It's never a good idea to cut off your nose to spite your face."

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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 08-09-2015, 11:25 AM   #37 (permalink)
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horoscope.com has this statement today:

Be both friendly and flexible today when the Moon sextiles unorthodox Uranus. Someone could play an unusual behind-the-scenes role in a future opportunity. Mysterious? Yes. Exciting? Stay tuned! You have the chance to make a welcome gesture of reconciliation when the Moon sextiles retrograde Venus tonight.

Is it just me, or does that seem a little... suggestive?
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Old 08-09-2015, 11:27 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2015, 11:37 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I'm a Pisces, anyone else a Pisces?
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