Do you read your horoscope?

**Janszoon** · 08-02-2015, 06:17 AM

I do if the horoscope section of the paper is sitting there and I'm looking for something to read.

I'm an Aries.

Mr. Charlie · 08-02-2015, 07:08 AM

No.

Those who do read it, and take it seriously, should know they probably weren't born under the star sign they believe. The ancient Greeks set the star signs almost 2500 years ago, but the constellations have drifted across the sky since then because of the Earth's wobble.

You can find your actual star sign here: BBC iWonder - Which stars were you really born under?

DwnWthVwls · 08-02-2015, 09:30 AM

Don't follow it. Capricorn.

Chula Vista · 08-02-2015, 11:21 AM

Gemini. And no.

**Exo** · 08-02-2015, 11:51 AM

Cancer. I don't care about this stuff.

**Frownland** · 08-02-2015, 12:36 PM

I'm a Gemini and apparently it's typical of us to think this is all bull****, according to my boss who's really into the stuff.

**Exo** · 08-02-2015, 12:42 PM

That's what we're supposed to think guys.

The Batlord · 08-02-2015, 12:42 PM

I'm just waiting for the next person who's a horoscope buff to ask me what sign I am, as if that'll tell them exactly who I am. I'm a Leo, but I'll tell them I'm a Pisces or something, and see if they go "I knew it!" and then explain to me exactly how I'm like every Pisces they've ever known.

Then I'll tell them I'm actually a Leo.

Trollheart · 08-02-2015, 06:02 PM

Horoscopes would be so much better if they actually told you what was going to happen, like if they said "A safe will fall out a window at the bank at 4pm. Avoid." Great, I can do that, not be at the bank. But how do I interpret that when it tells me "Something momentous will impact upon you today"? Yeah, like a ****ING HEAVY SAFE!!!!

The Batlord · 08-03-2015, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Horoscopes would be so much better if they actually told you what was going to happen, like if they said "A safe will fall out a window at the bank at 4pm. Avoid." Great, I can do that, not be at the bank. But how do I interpret that when it tells me "Something momentous will impact upon you today"? Yeah, like a ****ING HEAVY SAFE!!!!

lol

View Poll Results: Do you read your horoscope?
Yes, it's always relevant to my life.	1	5.88%
Yes, but I just do it for fun.	2	11.76%
No, it's all stupid crap.	10	58.82%
Drunk again?	4	23.53%
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08-02-2015, 06:17 AM	#11 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I do if the horoscope section of the paper is sitting there and I'm looking for something to read. I'm an Aries. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

08-02-2015, 11:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Gemini. And no. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

08-02-2015, 11:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Cancer. I don't care about this stuff. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

08-02-2015, 12:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'm a Gemini and apparently it's typical of us to think this is all bull***, according to my boss who's really into the stuff. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

08-02-2015, 07:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	No. Those who do read it, and take it seriously, should know they probably weren't born under the star sign they believe. The ancient Greeks set the star signs almost 2500 years ago, but the constellations have drifted across the sky since then because of the Earth's wobble. You can find your actual star sign here: BBC iWonder - Which stars were you really born under?

08-02-2015, 12:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	That's what we're supposed to think guys. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

08-02-2015, 06:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Horoscopes would be so much better if they actually told you what was going to happen, like if they said "A safe will fall out a window at the bank at 4pm. Avoid." Great, I can do that, not be at the bank. But how do I interpret that when it tells me "Something momentous will impact upon you today"? Yeah, like a ***ING HEAVY SAFE!!!! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*