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Old 04-17-2016, 09:14 PM   #471 (permalink)
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Yeah, you wouldn't have made that lame-ass joke either, Batty
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Old 04-17-2016, 09:26 PM   #472 (permalink)
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Dude, you still don't get it.
I know it was a ****ing stupid joke you dullard. Stupid jokes are the foundation of this place for cripes sake. Lighten up Francis.
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Old 04-17-2016, 09:27 PM   #473 (permalink)
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I know it was a ****ing stupid joke you dullard. Stupid jokes are the foundation of this place for cripes sake. Lighten up Francis.
Please don't perpetuate this stereotype. (Also your joke is a sign that you haven't seen a fresh set of genitals since the 70s.)
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Old 04-17-2016, 09:38 PM   #474 (permalink)
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Yeah, you wouldn't have made that lame-ass joke either, Batty
That is true. Chula's humor has now sunk to sub-Batlord levels.
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Old 04-17-2016, 11:35 PM   #475 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2016, 11:48 PM   #476 (permalink)
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I was gonna say denial.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:37 AM   #477 (permalink)
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That is true. Chula's humor has now sunk to sub-Batlord levels.
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Old 04-18-2016, 12:41 AM   #478 (permalink)
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Which one's you and which one's Batlord? Oh right, Fallon is Batlord because he's never been funny and continues to do so. Elmo's still got it, but it's not like the old days. Thanks for sticking it out with me while I figured this metaphor of a gif out.
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Old 04-18-2016, 01:10 AM   #479 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2016, 01:22 AM   #480 (permalink)
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Does it hurt to be so undemonstrably witty?
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