PC issue of the day pt 2: objectum sexuality

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2015, 10:20 PM

...you guys remember that slippery slope argument that anti gay people would always bring up like "what's next, a man and a toaster are going to get married?"
and then you'd probably dismiss that as a silly distraction from the real issue. well, if you dismissed man on toaster love then you might have actually been guilty of being ignorant/insensitive/triggering to the newest addition to the human sexual spectrum: objectum sexuals.

long story short: this broad was caught getting freaky with her drum set at age 14.. then she fell in love with a bridge till age 17 when it collapsed in front of her, and to her it was like watching her boyfriend be murdered. so then this broad goes and gets in bed with her bow, and then she takes a liking to the berlin wall, and then finally gets married to the eiffel tower.

and btw according to tv experts this isn't some perverse result of sexual trauma or something like that... it's an actual orientation. so if any of you bigots out there have a problem with a woman grinding her ass on the eiffel tower or a man pledging his love to his volkswagen beetle, then you're just being ignorant and you should probably check your privilege son cause these people didn't choose this path they were just born object-loving freaks.

RoxyRollah · 06-25-2015, 10:26 PM

My man,you've entielytoo much time on your hands.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2015, 10:54 PM

says a woman that posts on an online forum

**Frownland** · 06-25-2015, 11:15 PM

Sure it's natural and all and if it's your thing then that's cool. I'm still gonna call you a weirdo if you start humping my guitar amp (although I do kind of understand as far as this analogy goes) though.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2015, 11:19 PM

if you call them a weirdo then you are being an ignorant bigot

**Frownland** · 06-25-2015, 11:20 PM

Like I care what a tower ****er thinks of me?

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2015, 11:26 PM

the tower ****er didn't make that statement. i did. just like if you call a gay person a slur people will shun you. the same rights apply to those who happen to love objects.

**Frownland** · 06-25-2015, 11:27 PM

You also think that Boom Bip & Doseone suck so it's not like your opinion is infallible.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2015, 11:28 PM

#frownlandisignorant

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 06-25-2015, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

You also think that Boom Bip & Doseone suck so it's not like your opinion is infallible.

lol.. i dont think they suck

i have no opinion on them whatsoever. if you asked me about them i'd say boom bip and who? but that sample you showed me barely resembled hip hop. it's like on the boundary of maybe being a completely different genre.

06-25-2015, 10:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	PC issue of the day pt 2: objectum sexuality ...you guys remember that slippery slope argument that anti gay people would always bring up like "what's next, a man and a toaster are going to get married?" and then you'd probably dismiss that as a silly distraction from the real issue. well, if you dismissed man on toaster love then you might have actually been guilty of being ignorant/insensitive/triggering to the newest addition to the human sexual spectrum: objectum sexuals. long story short: this broad was caught getting freaky with her drum set at age 14.. then she fell in love with a bridge till age 17 when it collapsed in front of her, and to her it was like watching her boyfriend be murdered. so then this broad goes and gets in bed with her bow, and then she takes a liking to the berlin wall, and then finally gets married to the eiffel tower. and btw according to tv experts this isn't some perverse result of sexual trauma or something like that... it's an actual orientation. so if any of you bigots out there have a problem with a woman grinding her ass on the eiffel tower or a man pledging his love to his volkswagen beetle, then you're just being ignorant and you should probably check your privilege son cause these people didn't choose this path they were just born object-loving freaks.

06-25-2015, 11:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Sure it's natural and all and if it's your thing then that's cool. I'm still gonna call you a weirdo if you start humping my guitar amp (although I do kind of understand as far as this analogy goes) though. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-25-2015, 11:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Like I care what a tower ***er thinks of me? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

06-25-2015, 11:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You also think that Boom Bip & Doseone suck so it's not like your opinion is infallible. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-25-2015, 10:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	says a woman that posts on an online forum

06-25-2015, 11:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	if you call them a weirdo then you are being an ignorant bigot

06-25-2015, 11:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	the tower ****er didn't make that statement. i did. just like if you call a gay person a slur people will shun you. the same rights apply to those who happen to love objects.

06-25-2015, 11:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	#frownlandisignorant