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06-28-2015, 04:01 PM | #51 (permalink) | |||
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06-28-2015, 06:59 PM | #52 (permalink) | |
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Could you bold the word you're making a dad joke about in JWB's post? Cause that's a lot of words to read just to figure out the context of your joke.
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06-28-2015, 07:43 PM | #53 (permalink) | ||
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Right.So I never thought I would need to post in this thread.
The 36 inch balloon fetishist. I just don't even know. Let me paint you a picture. My Sunday employee, Lemont, (aka.Sam ) goes to fetch us lunch, means I gotta watch the registers for him right. Ring,ring riiiiiiing. Me:"Thank you for calling _____ ___, where nobody has more party for less this Jess how can I help you?" 36incher: " Yes mam, Im trying to plan this party for my girlfriend and I have all the presents,streamers etc and I need help with some balloons specifically the 36 inch ones and do you carry those?" ME: Yes sir I carry them and......" Cuts me off here 36incher: "OK greeeat and what color are they?" Me: "I only carry pink ones at this time si......." 36incher"mmmm..pink. And the strings are they looong?" Me: "Well sir they can be floor high or ....." 36incher:"Yes but are they loooong, and are these ballloons hard to pop, you know cause they need to be HARD." At this point I've got his# and I just let him keep going all while not busting a gut laughing.Alright I think I got sumthin fer you. Me: Well sir they are H-A-R-D .....to pop yes you and your balloons should be VERY PLEASED when you get home together." 36incher:"oh great, ok and a couple more things, how does the latext feel on your skin? Does it feel lile you are just in a balloon wonderland?" Me in a very low suggestive tone: "yes I love the way they feel and I LOVE to frolic in them s'why I work here." Click. I don't evevun know. I just don't know.
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06-29-2015, 03:42 PM | #55 (permalink) |
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He was asking where you found the word bow in jwb's post because it's too long winded and boring for Batlord to read all the way through.
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06-29-2015, 08:41 PM | #56 (permalink) | ||
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06-29-2015, 08:45 PM | #57 (permalink) | |
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Why would I be happy? How did that benefit me?
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