i don't see why not

Should I also be able to buy and sell a brain dead person as property?

sure. as long as you pay your taxes.

Would it fall under taxes? I mean, I might have to pay taxes on a car, or a house, but not on a TV or a piano. I don't even know the legal difference between property that requires paying taxes and property that doesn't TBH.

oh, i see. you're a bit confused. probably never had to file for taxes before. look... all you really need to worry about, is that you follow the proper protocols and procedures.

first, you want to find a jew. then, when you spot them and you have them in the right place and at the right time you grab them by both shoulders and firmly ask: WHERE ARE THE SHEKELS? EMPTY ALL THE SHEKELS INTO THIS BRIEFCASE IMMEDIATELY OR WE'RE GONNA HURT YOUR FAMILY.

then you make sure the shekels are in the briefcase, lock it, give him a nice firm hand shake and look him in the eye and say "shalom", then bring the briefcase to your nearest h&r block.

Okay it might be time to curb your South Park intake.

sorry i only follow advice from mainstream posters

Check my post count, I'm way more mainstream than you.

you probably just sucked off the illuminati to make it seem like you're mainstream

What if he turns into a vampire bat and flies away before I can get his money stash? It's not just a question of money. He might cast black magic on me at a later time.