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Old 04-03-2015, 12:22 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Cool. I'll put this on my resume.
Use me as a reference. I promise I won't tell them about that time you sold crack disguised as a Nun.
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:25 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Use me as a reference. I promise I won't tell them about that time you sold crack disguised as a Nun.
Don't worry about that, that's how I open my interviews.

"Hi I'm robert, I used to sell crack disguised as a nun".

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Old 04-03-2015, 12:27 PM   #93 (permalink)
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"Hi I'm robert, I used to sell crack disguised as a nun".

Never fails. Except for every time it fails.
It's the name. Try this:

"Hi, I'm Caelestinus. I use to sell crack disguised as a nun.
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:36 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Perfect. Now get that full face tatt and you're on your way to great things.
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:37 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Who would've thought just eating meat would lead to such great things.
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:39 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I'm eating rabbit on Easter.. would anyone else like to join?
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:46 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2015, 12:56 PM   #98 (permalink)
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I'm eating rabbit on Easter.. would anyone else like to join?
I'm just gonna eat the back end. That's where he keeps the chocolate.
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Did you use a rub?
No, it's a mixture of ketchup, hoisin sauce, and BBQ sauce, slow cooked for about 12 hours.
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