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Old 02-28-2015, 08:51 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2015, 08:52 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Wait, Americans don't say twat or cunt? Since when?

I never say either one of those words, you twaty cunt.


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Old 02-28-2015, 08:53 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2015, 09:24 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Sounds like Stockholm syndrome. It's a shame.

The jihadist think they are somehow noble cause they let women, children and old people live, but on the other hand kill men and it's usually cause of faith or the lack there of as the jihadists see it, cause the victims don't follow the jihadist's brand of islam. And strangely enough jihadists use this as a selling point - that they don't harm - as they make plans to kill people.
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but on the other hand kill men
They are crucifying teenaged boys. Literally.

Dwell on that too long and you go crazy. (you can Google image it if you're a sadist)

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They are crucifying teenaged boys. Literally.

Dwell on that too long and you go crazy. (you can Google image it if you're a sadist)

That is how they present themselves as what they do - that they don't harm or kill women, children and the elderly, but let them live. That is how they like to be seen, it's not that that is true.
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Twat, did you say? I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.

Is this joke old and no longer used?
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Twat, did you say? I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.

Is this joke old and no longer used?

Dates to the '60's for me....
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Old 03-01-2015, 05:29 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Twat, did you say? I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.

Is this joke old and no longer used?
Back when I actually had a "job" I worked with this redneck crackhead who would say that all the time. Half the terrible jokes I know come from him. I owe him a great debt I will never be able to repay.
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