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07-24-2020, 10:10 AM | #81 (permalink) |
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07-25-2020, 09:27 AM | #82 (permalink) |
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That’s how I feel but my therapist wants me to learn to redesign my inner self because it’s gotten pretty ****ed up in there.
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07-25-2020, 01:15 PM | #83 (permalink) | |
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Start planting subtle seeds of nihilism in her mind and redesign HER inner self in your image. Be the Joker to her Harley Quinn and then go on a Bonnie and Clyde terrorism spree.
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07-25-2020, 01:38 PM | #84 (permalink) |
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She’s all business. She mentions her boyfriend about once every session though. I take that as a way of her letting me know she’s a sexual creature.
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07-25-2020, 01:41 PM | #85 (permalink) | ||
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Oh for ****'s sake dude
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07-25-2020, 01:43 PM | #86 (permalink) | |
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$10 says he gives her unwanted compliments on her looks so she reminds him she has a boyfriend cause he's the kinda guy who respects another man's property rights.
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07-25-2020, 01:46 PM | #87 (permalink) | ||
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^exactly that. I can confirm that all girls with whom I have discussed this mention their boyfriends as a way to keep guys at a distance
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07-25-2020, 01:49 PM | #88 (permalink) | |
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So the boyfriend bomb is really the "Oh god I just realized this dude is a creeper and I've got to get out of this conversation" bomb.
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07-25-2020, 01:57 PM | #89 (permalink) | ||
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Yes, or a 'oh god this guy is interested and I should not lead him on' bomb
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07-25-2020, 02:54 PM | #90 (permalink) |
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Nope. I have a boyfriend translates into I like dick and I know you have one. I have a girlfriend means don’t you want to play switcheroo on our vaginas. They both also imply there’s something especially enticing about me I’m wanted and the possibility of a special naughty cheat session is suddenly in the air.
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