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Old 12-02-2014, 04:17 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2014, 04:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I've never been a fan of baseball. I got hit in the head with a ball thrown while sliding into home plate once while playing on a Tee Ball league, then my Mom made me quit the team. That team went on to win the championship that year.

Why does that sound like a Jack Handy story?
But if weren't taken off the team, been bitten by the baseball bug and devote more time to it, than guitar?

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I like humor that misses it mark. Any one can be funny, but I think it's a more difficult undertaking to be almost funny and end up being funny. I think they call that rye humor, Jewish rye humor is the best.
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Old 12-02-2014, 10:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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But if weren't taken off the team, been bitten by the baseball bug and devote more time to it, than guitar?
All the events that lead up to where I am now are supposed to be there. I could go insane thinking about the what-if's. It's an interesting thought though.
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Old 12-03-2014, 09:55 PM   #24 (permalink)
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All the events that lead up to where I am now are supposed to be there. I could go insane thinking about the what-if's. It's an interesting thought though.
I know, I think about how even the simplest choices we make change our lives. I kinda wonder what all those hours watching comedies has done to me.
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Old 12-03-2014, 10:57 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I like humor that misses it mark. (1) Any one can be funny, but (2)I think it's a more difficult undertaking to be almost funny and end up being funny. I think they call that rye humor, Jewish rye humor is the best.
(1) Disagree. I've been to enough comedy clubs and watched people totally bomb to know.

(2) Agree.
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