Stuff that sucks about being the gender you identify as

ladyislingering · 04-06-2014, 11:58 PM

What sucks about being a man/woman/insert your preferred gender pronoun here?

I'll start:

Stuff that sucks about being a woman:

Transparent shirts
Expensive shoes that are cheaply made
Being sexually harassed and then having other people tell you to "learn to take a compliment"

Wpnfire · 04-07-2014, 12:20 AM

As a man,

I have absolutely no idea how to relate to what a woman is feeling.
Also, my sex drive is so ****ing (lol no pun intended) irritating and legitimately distracting sometimes. All it takes is a thought when I'm alone, and that's it. Say goodbye to doing work for the next 3 minutes to a half hour.

Sorry to be overly basic here, but those are easily my biggest complaints.

Black Francis · 04-07-2014, 12:49 AM

Where do i start.

- Bathrooms always reek of pee
- Taking punches from other guys
- No make up to look pretty, if you're ugly you're stuck that way
- Can't flirt your way out of a parking ticket
- No wonder cup to enhance our testicles
- Can't have a ****ty car without everybody making fun of it
- Unlike women, men cannot be fat and sexy
- If you have no kids but like children you're automatically a pedo
- you have to defend your lady's honor or else she'll call you a little bitch
- you have to defend your children's honor or your wife will call you a little bitch
- You can't hit your wife even if she calls you a little bitch.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-07-2014, 02:41 AM

Going bald.

Threat of violence/violence for no reason whatsoever.

Having to 'man up' when you don't want to.

Maintaining a good physique is harder than for a woman.

There is more but I'll need to have a think.

Two Spirit · 04-07-2014, 03:23 AM

- Being told to "man up" or any other pejorative statement that demeans me for acting different than the norm.

- Shame for expressing feminine traits or wearing feminine clothing.

- Facial hair.

- Having hair that refuses to stay straight when I try to grow it long.

- Ridicule for showing emotions.

- Being a virgin is a lot harder. Women can generally escape virgin shaming because they generally aren't expected to be risk taker in dating, but if you're a man, expect to be **** on for something as simple as not having sex.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-07-2014, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Two Spirit

- Ridicule for showing emotions.

You worded it better than I did. Yeah this.

Facial hair is a good one. Patchy growth ffs

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~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-07-2014, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Where do i start.

- Bathrooms always reek of pee

The women's ones are meant to be worse, one of my friends was telling me what goes on in there.

Two Spirit · 04-07-2014, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

The women's ones are meant to be worse, one of my friends was telling me what goes on in there.

Working as a part time janitor at McDonald's confirms this. I always expected men's restrooms to be dirtier by default, but every time I go to clean them, the women's room is always somehow messier. I can't figure out why.

TheBig3 · 04-07-2014, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two Spirit

Working as a part time janitor at McDonald's confirms this. I always expected men's restrooms to be dirtier by default, but every time I go to clean them, the women's room is always somehow messier. I can't figure out why.

Few men live to see hell and tell about it...

Tristesse · 04-07-2014, 06:13 AM

Sitting on a nut sucks a big one.

I also heard a story about a dude who had his leg dislocated from the hip, but when they popped it back in they hadn't realised that one of his nards had slipped into the socket and they crushed it.

The guy who told it to me read it on the internet, so it's definitely true.

04-06-2014, 11:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Stuff that sucks about being the gender you identify as What sucks about being a man/woman/insert your preferred gender pronoun here? I'll start: Stuff that sucks about being a woman: Transparent shirts Expensive shoes that are cheaply made Being sexually harassed and then having other people tell you to "learn to take a compliment" __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

04-07-2014, 12:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Wpnfire Dragon Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Kansas, United States Posts: 2,744	As a man, I have absolutely no idea how to relate to what a woman is feeling. Also, my sex drive is so **ing (lol no pun intended) irritating and legitimately distracting sometimes. All it takes is a thought when I'm alone, and that's it. Say goodbye to doing work for the next 3 minutes to a half hour. Sorry to be overly basic here, but those are easily my biggest complaints. __________________ Last.FM My RYM Ratings My Glitchwave Beta Profile**

04-07-2014, 12:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Where do i start. - Bathrooms always reek of pee - Taking punches from other guys - No make up to look pretty, if you're ugly you're stuck that way - Can't flirt your way out of a parking ticket - No wonder cup to enhance our testicles - Can't have a ty car without everybody making fun of it - Unlike women, men cannot be fat and sexy - If you have no kids but like children you're automatically a pedo - you have to defend your lady's honor or else she'll call you a little bitch - you have to defend your children's honor or your wife will call you a little bitch - You can't hit your wife even if she calls you a little bitch. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

04-07-2014, 02:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Going bald. Threat of violence/violence for no reason whatsoever. Having to 'man up' when you don't want to. Maintaining a good physique is harder than for a woman. There is more but I'll need to have a think.

04-07-2014, 03:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
Two Spirit Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 332	- Being told to "man up" or any other pejorative statement that demeans me for acting different than the norm. - Shame for expressing feminine traits or wearing feminine clothing. - Facial hair. - Having hair that refuses to stay straight when I try to grow it long. - Ridicule for showing emotions. - Being a virgin is a lot harder. Women can generally escape virgin shaming because they generally aren't expected to be risk taker in dating, but if you're a man, expect to be **** on for something as simple as not having sex.