Stuff that sucks about being the gender you identify as

**Goofle** · 04-09-2014, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

boners in public

I went to holy communion once and whilst I was walking up to steal wine and bread form regular church goers, I got a boner.

Astronomer · 04-09-2014, 12:42 AM

Can't you just like, tuck it up? The good ol' tuck up under the belt trick?

Spike*Spiegel · 04-09-2014, 12:42 AM

Double standards.. Why can't I **** someone without feeling guilty/ being classified as a slut ??

GuD · 04-09-2014, 12:48 AM

Some men can. I have an unfortunate, uh, 'bend'

results in boners that pretty much wrap around my skinny skinny hips went tucked, or not.

also, kinda hard to tuck when in public.

ladyislingering · 04-09-2014, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11

I went to holy communion once and whilst I was walking up to steal wine and bread form regular church goers, I got a boner.

Why do dudes get random boners over essentially nothing? Like, I highly doubt you were turned on by the whole holy communion thing (no matter how tasty the snacks looked). I think your dick just hates you.

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

Double standards.. Why can't I **** someone without feeling guilty/ being classified as a slut ??

As long as the people you're fucking aren't already taken, there's not actually any REAL moral issue there. Don't fuck other chicks' boyfriends/husbands or other dudes' boyfriends/husbands (or any other winning combination, basically, don't be a homewrecker). Just use some sense so you don't get herpes.

GuD · 04-09-2014, 12:49 AM

@Spike

Anyone who calls you a slut is an ignorant **** unworthy of your attention, **** um. Not literally, unless you happen to want to.

**Goofle** · 04-09-2014, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Why do dudes get random boners over essentially nothing? Like, I highly doubt you were turned on by the whole holy communion thing (no matter how tasty the snacks looked). I think your dick just hates you.

No idea at all. No idea.

Black Francis · 04-09-2014, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

Double standards.. Why can't I **** someone without feeling guilty/ being classified as a slut ??

They just hating, pay no mind.

**Goofle** · 04-09-2014, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

They just hating, pay no mind.

Black Francis · 04-09-2014, 01:13 AM

Gifception!!

04-09-2014, 12:42 AM	#42 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Can't you just like, tuck it up? The good ol' tuck up under the belt trick? __________________

04-09-2014, 12:48 AM	#44 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Some men can. I have an unfortunate, uh, 'bend' results in boners that pretty much wrap around my skinny skinny hips went tucked, or not. also, kinda hard to tuck when in public. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-09-2014, 12:49 AM	#46 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	@Spike Anyone who calls you a slut is an ignorant ** unworthy of your attention, ** um. Not literally, unless you happen to want to. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-09-2014, 01:13 AM	#50 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Gifception!! __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

04-09-2014, 12:42 AM	#43 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	Double standards.. Why can't I **** someone without feeling guilty/ being classified as a slut ??