Stuff that sucks about being the gender you identify as

Carpe Mortem · 04-07-2014, 07:06 AM

I can't pee my name in the snow without a great deal of training.

Glory holes are useless to me.

Period cramps are worse than blue balls.

Most of my hobbies are primarily enjoyed by men and I don't always fit in.

I actually don't have many complaints. I'm a surprisingly intimidating woman in person, so sexism has never been an issue.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 04-07-2014, 07:49 AM

Literally nothing

YorkeDaddy · 04-07-2014, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

I can't pee my name in the snow without a great deal of training.

Glory holes are useless to me.

Period cramps are worse than blue balls.

Most of my hobbies are primarily enjoyed by men and I don't always fit in.

I actually don't have many complaints. I'm a surprisingly intimidating woman in person, so sexism has never been an issue.

ugh if I had a nickel for every time I've gone to a gloryhole party where all the fun was ruined by people like you

The Batlord · 04-07-2014, 10:04 AM

I whack off a lot. A lot. A. Lot. And after you do this regularly enough the pleasurable feeling kind of lessens. But chicks are supposed to have twice the nerve endings in their twats, and their orgasms are full body or something like that. I feel liking I'm missing out. I don't want to be a woman full time, just thirty minutes a day.

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Originally Posted by Tristesse

I also heard a story about a dude who had his leg dislocated from the hip, but when they popped it back in they hadn't realised that one of his nards had slipped into the socket and they crushed it.

I actually flinched when I read this. Oh. My. God. New thing to be terrified of.

Black Francis · 04-07-2014, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristesse

Sitting on a nut sucks a big one.

I also heard a story about a dude who had his leg dislocated from the hip, but when they popped it back in they hadn't realised that one of his nards had slipped into the socket and they crushed it.

The guy who told it to me read it on the internet, so it's definitely true.

UGH!! why would you should share this, WHY!?

Now my balls hurt just thinking about it, thnx man. >_>

Isbjørn · 04-07-2014, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

- Bathrooms always reek of pee

And you need to worry about your aim

**Goofle** · 04-07-2014, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Literally nothing

Same.

Flaws in my personal character suck though.

FRED HALE SR. · 04-07-2014, 02:29 PM

Peeing after sex.

zombie kid · 04-07-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Peeing after sex.

Good idea to do it though.

Black Francis · 04-07-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

The women's ones are meant to be worse, one of my friends was telling me what goes on in there.

What do you mean?

cause i've used women bathrooms and they are alot cleaner than ours.

04-07-2014, 07:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	I can't pee my name in the snow without a great deal of training. Glory holes are useless to me. Period cramps are worse than blue balls. Most of my hobbies are primarily enjoyed by men and I don't always fit in. I actually don't have many complaints. I'm a surprisingly intimidating woman in person, so sexism has never been an issue. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

04-07-2014, 02:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
FRED HALE SR. Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: So-Cal Posts: 3,752	Peeing after sex. __________________ " I slashed and burned thru my 15 minutes of fame."

04-07-2014, 07:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	Literally nothing