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I'm a parent | 11 | 17.74% | |
I'm a child-free woman/man | 24 | 38.71% | |
I want to have kids someday (please explain) | 18 | 29.03% | |
I'm undecided | 9 | 14.52% | |
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05-14-2020, 10:18 AM | #481 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Is it child free if you don't reproduce but have a basement full of abducted child slaves?
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05-14-2020, 10:24 AM | #483 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I almost went with the bear because there’s probably a kernel of truth in bat’s take but I didn’t because there’s entire bag of popcorn of truth in plank’s take.
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05-14-2020, 10:36 AM | #484 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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The world needs more baby shaking.
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05-14-2020, 10:56 AM | #486 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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If they're still alive you didn't shake hard enough.
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05-14-2020, 11:24 AM | #488 (permalink) | |
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I'll reform by becoming a responsible parent with a mortgage and a wife who does yoga.
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05-14-2020, 11:27 AM | #489 (permalink) |
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Yoga and mortgages are cancelled fool
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