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I'm a parent | 11 | 17.74% | |
I'm a child-free woman/man | 24 | 38.71% | |
I want to have kids someday (please explain) | 18 | 29.03% | |
I'm undecided | 9 | 14.52% | |
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12-07-2013, 10:00 AM | #221 (permalink) | ||
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12-07-2013, 01:55 PM | #222 (permalink) | |
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12-07-2013, 01:57 PM | #223 (permalink) | |
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12-09-2013, 07:33 AM | #224 (permalink) | |
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12-28-2013, 03:21 PM | #226 (permalink) |
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top 10 things that would piss me off on a daily basis if I had a child:
10. Their booger-encrusted face. 09. Their endless amounts of dribbling slobber. 08. Trying to dress them with their spastic limbs. 07. Feeding their ridiculously uncoordinated mouth. 06. Vomit. Anywhere. Anytime. 05. Piss/shit on everything. Their general disgusting child-stench. 04. The fact that I would never sleep again, probably. 03. The excess flab on my body from that ungrateful little troll. 02. The noises it would make. All of them. 01. Elmo. He isn't even a real Muppet. He's an "anything Muppet".
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12-28-2013, 03:43 PM | #227 (permalink) | |
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12-28-2013, 03:45 PM | #228 (permalink) |
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It was a term used by Jim Henson's workshop to describe a Muppet that was essentially interchangeable, blank in appearance and easy to dress into any character for any scene, meant to be used in "crowds" of Muppets. Essentially they were meant to be nobodies. Which is exactly what Elmo was and suddenly he has a name and he's just the greatest thing ever. WTF.
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12-28-2013, 03:51 PM | #230 (permalink) | |
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Elmo is not. He ranks up there with that annoying rabbit from A Muppet Christmas Carol (I think that's the right one?).
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