Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1348867)

If they come for me, I'm just going to fall to my knees and beg them to garnish my wages. Mine aren't significant; it's some bull**** that my previous college keeps telling me I didn't pay, and that I keep paying over and over again. I swear to God, for that $75 parking ticket in 2005, they've gotten at least $325 from me.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1348827)

I have no idea. I've never been in a minimum security prison but from all the stories I hear from movies to real life experiences from other people it doesn't seem that bad.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1349889)

Does that mean that Bubba spoons you afterward?

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1349991)

Bubba is too busy being on the internet watching porn to spoon you.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1350285)

So what, I now I gotta put on lipstick and a teddy just to get some love in jail?