Sea Slugs Found to have Detachable Penises

PoorOldPo · 02-19-2013, 08:34 AM

Yes, you heard that right.

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A species of sea slug discards its penis after mating, then grows another the next day, a tactic that may have evolved to avoid passing on the sperm of competitors.

If men could do this, how would we use this ability? Discuss... ( Batlord I particularly want to hear what you have to say about this. )

What impact does this have on society? F*uck all, but its cool as f*uck.( pun well intended )

The Detachable Penis | The Scientist Magazine®

Plankton · 02-19-2013, 09:20 AM

King Missile - Detachable Penis (uncensored) - YouTube

Psy-Fi · 02-19-2013, 09:44 AM

^ I was gonna post the King Missile clip but ya beat me to it!

Plankton · 02-19-2013, 09:51 AM

If I had a detachable dick, my GF would take it and I'd probably never see it again. Although I'd inquire about it from time to time.

"C'mon! Give it back! I gotta take a leak, dammit!"

PoorOldPo · 02-19-2013, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

If I had a detachable dick, my GF would take it and I'd probably never see it again. Although I'd inquire about it from time to time.

"C'mon! Give it back! I gotta take a leak, dammit!"

I'd take mine on walks, like on a leash or something. And for all the guys out there that are insecure about their willys, they can just attach a larger one on. that's bio tech right there.

The Batlord · 02-19-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

If men could do this, how would we use this ability? Discuss... ( Batlord I particularly want to hear what you have to say about this. )

Well, besides smacking people in the face with it, I'd leave it around in random places for my friends and family to find. Then when they're all, "Oh noes!" I'll be all, "Trollololol!"

**Frownland** · 02-19-2013, 02:51 PM

I'd take it off when I go to bed so that I wouldn't wake up with morning wood. I prefer to sleep for about two hours longer than it allows me. That and when I want to focus on schoolwork and use the internet to research instead of using it for things that my genetalia would much prefer to do. I'd also take it on a leash for walks regularly, like a pet.

PoorOldPo · 02-19-2013, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I'd take it off when I go to bed so that I wouldn't wake up with morning wood. I prefer to sleep for about two hours longer than it allows me. That and when I want to focus on schoolwork and use the internet to research instead of using it for things that my genetalia would much prefer to do. I'd also take it on a leash for walks regularly, like a pet.

Yeah I don't remind morning wood. It lets me know I had a good dream.

FETCHER. · 02-19-2013, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

I'd take mine on walks, like on a leash or something. And for all the guys out there that are insecure about their willys, they can just attach a larger one on. that's bio tech right there.

PoorOldPo · 02-19-2013, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Well, besides smacking people in the face with it, I'd leave it around in random places for my friends and family to find. Then when they're all, "Oh noes!" I'll be all, "Trollololol!"

Interesting, interesting, and dissapointing, I expected more to be honest....From you. I dunno about smacking people though Batlord, you could bruise your business, don't want that to happen. Leaving it around random places as well, bad idea...If someone stood on it, or a rat started chewing on it.

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	If I had a detachable dick, my GF would take it and I'd probably never see it again. Although I'd inquire about it from time to time. "C'mon! Give it back! I gotta take a leak, dammit!" __________________ See location...

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I'd take it off when I go to bed so that I wouldn't wake up with morning wood. I prefer to sleep for about two hours longer than it allows me. That and when I want to focus on schoolwork and use the internet to research instead of using it for things that my genetalia would much prefer to do. I'd also take it on a leash for walks regularly, like a pet. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Psy-Fi Aficionado of Fine Filth Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: You don't want to look in there. Posts: 6,886	^ I was gonna post the King Missile clip but ya beat me to it!