Man thinks he's a zombie and chews someone's face off

midnight rain · 05-30-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sneer

The cops should have shot him straight in the head, at least they would have saved face.

You're overanalyzing the situation, let's just take it at face value.

It's not like the cops can pull an about-face at this point.

~~FireWaterBurn~~ · 05-30-2012, 09:33 PM

Face it, the zombie apocalypse has began

midnight rain · 05-30-2012, 09:34 PM

Cops vs. zombies, now that's a face-off I'd pay to see!

Gucci Little Piggy · 05-31-2012, 12:58 AM

If that victim would've been reading rhrough these posts here the only sufficient thing to do would be facepalming.

OK so are we through the "olol he lost his face"-jokes?

Howard the Duck · 05-31-2012, 01:02 AM

how long before the virus comes here?

i'm heading out to get a gun licence and stocking up on guns and will be taking a trip to an uninhabited island soon

midnight rain · 05-31-2012, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gucci Little Piggy

If that victim would've been reading rhrough these posts here the only sufficient thing to do would be facepalming.

I daresay the guy has a face that only a mother could love.

Hitch · 05-31-2012, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gucci Little Piggy

If that victim would've been reading rhrough these posts here the only sufficient thing to do would be facepalming.

OK so are we through the "olol he lost his face"-jokes?

Whadya expect? A totally random event, a bit bizarre yes, with completely shady details of a human being who thinks he's a zombie. As mentioned before, if he were captured alive, a lot more could have been discovered regarding his intentions and how it came about. I find this event only mildly interesting. What's there to be discussed about the sickness of humanity? (unless you meant it literally in the sense of a mental illness). It's more-so an unfortunate isolated event rather than some form of injustice (which is partly why it didn't receive any strong reactions). The bath salts bit left me quite confused since I have not much clue of its uses and chemical properties (other than adding salts to a bath?).

DiamonDArcy · 05-31-2012, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Hitch

Whadya expect? A totally random event, a bit bizarre yes, with completely shady details of a human being who thinks he's a zombie. As mentioned before, if he were captured alive, a lot more could have been discovered regarding his intentions and how it came about. I find this event only mildly interesting. What's there to be discussed about the sickness of humanity? (unless you meant it literally in the sense of a mental illness). It's more-so an unfortunate isolated event rather than some form of injustice (which is partly why it didn't receive any strong reactions). The bath salts bit left me quite confused since I have not much clue of its uses and chemical properties (other than adding salts to a bath?).

This is ENTIRELY about bath-salts. They'll be unilaterally banned real soon, hopefully. The bath salts are designed to be dissolved in fifteen gallons of water, for a bath, to numb your limbs. Imagine the potency of that stuff if taken nasally! There have been similar bouts of bath-salts induced hostile insanity reported all over the continent, though none so serious as this. I took acid in high-school, and I can therefore almost understand this unprecedented violent attack. A bad trip is a bad trip. That must've been one HELL of a bad trip to eat someone's face, though. The attacker's friends are all pretty adamant about this being a completely drug-induced maniacal act, and I am inclined to agree. I've done many drugs in my time, and I've heard drugs erroneously blamed for almost every national problem that arises, but I genuinely believe that the bath-salts drug is the biggest criminal element in this tragedy.

Guybrush · 05-31-2012, 03:39 AM

It seems "bath salts" are not real bath salts, but a nickname for the purpose of legitimizing and easier marketing of some designer drugs.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Inaccurate descriptions

In the UK to avoid being controlled by the Medicines Act, designer drugs such as mephedrone have been described as "bath salts" or "plant food", despite the compounds having no history of being used for these purposes. Due to these inaccurate descriptions of products, it is possible that selling the compounds under these descriptions could be illegal under the Trade Descriptions Act.
In the USA, similar descriptions have been used to describe mephedrone as well as methylone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV). Combined with labeling that they are "not for human consumption", these descriptions are an attempt to skirt the Federal Analog Act which forbids drugs that are “substantially similar” to already classified drugs from being sold for human use. In addition, MDMA and methamphetamine have also been sold labeled as bath salts.

Freebase Dali · 05-31-2012, 08:24 AM

Tore is correct. The term "bath salts" is another way of saying "do not ingest", which a lot of those types of drugs also have on their packages to legitimize them.
I ordered some Salvia a few years back and the package said "Plant food. Not for human consumption".
I guarantee you that Salvia is not plant food.

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Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Tore is correct. The term "bath salts" is another way of saying "do not ingest", which a lot of those types of drugs also have on their packages to legitimize them. I ordered some Salvia a few years back and the package said "Plant food. Not for human consumption". I guarantee you that Salvia is not plant food.