Are Women People?
 

Are women really people, as men are? All the women I come across seem to be self-hating shrews and all the want to do is trap good guys by getting knocked up. I hate seeing my male friends being tied down and castrated like this!!! It's not fair, I don't I feel like I'm the only woman who really be cool with the guys and not try to control them, I feel like a dying breed! I think I'm more than just an incubator, I'm an independent woman with self respect and sassy salacious sexiness and guys seem to love me for it, but not every woman wants to take that path. And voting, why bother voting as a woman? I know that when I have my period, I just want to be told how to think, it's too hard! Wouldn't we better off if our men enlightened us to the ways of the world? Wouldn't we be better off if we were subjugated and put in our places? I like being in the kitchen servicing my man best anyway! Politics are so boring!

What do you think? Should we give women rights or are they better of being taken care of by men?


PS: I don't mean to offend anyone, but all my women friends seem to be getting too prissy and I feel like they would be better if they could just get ****ed like I do!

Everyone is equal. Their shouldn't even be gender roles. We're all people.

Honestly, I was in my literature class and we were talking about this today! Women have such primitive ways, even if they can't help it! Like, for example, PERIODS! They've had periods since the beginning of time and that is one of the reasons they aren't people! Dogs have periods! You know what I mean?

Ugh, some of that **** should just NOT be talked about in public, I mean I'm all for women's empowerment but they need to keep that **** to themselves. Just like other women discuss their poops, that is just horribly unladylike & not attractive. No wonder women like that never have boyfriends.

Yeah that's disgusting.

But you should just be yourself.

I actually also don't like the argument: if women are fat, it's "big and beautiful", but if men are fat, it's laziness.

Fat people are horrible! I think it should just be illegal to be over a certain BMI. I mean I don't mean to offend anyone but no one should have to be subject to having to see them in public. Especially fat women, I've read that being overweight really affects your fertility, but maybe that is a good thing. They shouldn't be breeding anyway.

I'd just like people to realize that it's their own fault and not considered something other than that. And if people want to be created equally, they shouldn't put women on such a high standing leaving men to seem like selfish lazy pigs. women can be selfish pigs too.

It's how the world is.

Women really demean themselves by being fat, a fat man can be attractive, but fat women are always disgusting.

Are they building stoves with internet access now?

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It's pretty obvious, if women were really people they'd have penises.

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Omg you are you so hilarious!!! I know some women get really uptight about kitchen jokes but I think they're HIGHlarious!! I like being in the kitchen best anyway :P Making my boyfriend sandwiches while he plays Xbox makes me feel like a woman. Rowrr!!!

Paloma, just get back in the kitchen.

OMG no need to be jealous of me bb! But it's ok, I understand you just want to be a real woman like me. Maybe you should try cock sometime like a normal woman!!

I said I wanted a steak.


Stupid bitch.

OMG guys. I just got a major boner thinking about making a sandwich while my bf plays video games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;] Jk i don't have a boyfriend who wants meh? janszoon?

I'll take ya. But I prefer roast beef. So...don't shower for a few days.

I find cock repulsive. But you're charming. Perhaps you could rise above kitchen?

Also, I jest. I have friends who are hardcore feminists, and like to dismiss womanly discourse by general principle, as their idea of feminism consists of women > men instead of equality.

Sorry daddy!!! You can spank me if you like ;)

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One of best friends' girlfriends is a crazy feminist who gets pissed off when women are wearing anything less than a pantsuit in public.

She was at a bar with us and bitching and said something about feminism.

My friend decided it was time to tell her a joke.

He said, "When a tree falls in the woods and lands on a woman, what should you say?"

She said, "Uh, I dunno. That sucks."

He said, "What the fuck should a tree be doing in the kitchen?!

She was pissed at him for the rest of the night. It was superb.

Wow ahahahaha! I love woman jokes! They are so funny!
Like to all major crazy feminists, learn to take a joke uk? Ahahaha.
I am so hot. I turn myself on.

Women are obviously not equal to men because in the BIBLE the woman is created from Adam's penis or something. So, clearly males are superior. A lot of women just aren't strong-minded, independent or confident enough to admit it. Also they're probably fat and ugly.

I asked this girl I met tonight what she thought of this subject but sadly I couldn't make out what she was saying through the gaffer tape.

Omg, Urban you're so manly. Wanna bang?

No, I'm gay

Threeway? You can pick the girl.

Edit:
Wait I mean guy.

Omg she's so stupid. Steph is the reason women aren't people.

Bitch you wouldn't know a real woman if she sat on yo face.

No I've been with girls before cause guys think lesbians are hot and I take pictures.
Are those real women?
Are real women real people?
Are people people?

OK I'll pick Angela Merkel

I see what you did there. ;)

Pay attention to me so I feel like people.

Yum yum the discourse in this thread gives me a boner!!! Phwoaarrr!!!!

Urban if I was a mod, I'd ban you. Stop being irrelevant in my thread.

You can't tell him what to you. You're a woman and he gets paid more than you.

Mod my hairy asshole bitch.

I take jokes so well. I don't mind being called a bitch because like, I like to joke about myself.

Like feminists can go **** themselves with that ****e.
Who cares if you're called a bitch LOL.

Omg I have a boner.

You'll be needing this then