Are Women People?

Burning Down · 04-13-2012, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuna

Are they building stoves with internet access now?

ThePhanastasio · 04-13-2012, 10:44 PM

One of best friends' girlfriends is a crazy feminist who gets pissed off when women are wearing anything less than a pantsuit in public.

She was at a bar with us and bitching and said something about feminism.

My friend decided it was time to tell her a joke.

He said, "When a tree falls in the woods and lands on a woman, what should you say?"

She said, "Uh, I dunno. That sucks."

He said, "What the fuck should a tree be doing in the kitchen?!

She was pissed at him for the rest of the night. It was superb.

Arya Stark · 04-13-2012, 10:46 PM

Wow ahahahaha! I love woman jokes! They are so funny!
Like to all major crazy feminists, learn to take a joke uk? Ahahaha.
I am so hot. I turn myself on.

WWWP · 04-14-2012, 12:24 AM

Women are obviously not equal to men because in the BIBLE the woman is created from Adam's penis or something. So, clearly males are superior. A lot of women just aren't strong-minded, independent or confident enough to admit it. Also they're probably fat and ugly.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-14-2012, 12:29 AM

I asked this girl I met tonight what she thought of this subject but sadly I couldn't make out what she was saying through the gaffer tape.

WWWP · 04-14-2012, 12:31 AM

Omg, Urban you're so manly. Wanna bang?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-14-2012, 12:32 AM

No, I'm gay

WWWP · 04-14-2012, 12:33 AM

Threeway? You can pick the girl.

Edit:
Wait I mean guy.

Arya Stark · 04-14-2012, 12:36 AM

Omg she's so stupid. Steph is the reason women aren't people.

WWWP · 04-14-2012, 12:38 AM

Bitch you wouldn't know a real woman if she sat on yo face.

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I asked this girl I met tonight what she thought of this subject but sadly I couldn't make out what she was saying through the gaffer tape. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

04-14-2012, 12:32 AM	#27 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	No, I'm gay __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.