It's pretty obvious, if women were really people they'd have penises.

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Omg you are you so hilarious!!! I know some women get really uptight about kitchen jokes but I think they're HIGHlarious!! I like being in the kitchen best anyway :P Making my boyfriend sandwiches while he plays Xbox makes me feel like a woman. Rowrr!!!

Paloma, just get back in the kitchen.

OMG no need to be jealous of me bb! But it's ok, I understand you just want to be a real woman like me. Maybe you should try cock sometime like a normal woman!!

I said I wanted a steak.


Stupid bitch.

OMG guys. I just got a major boner thinking about making a sandwich while my bf plays video games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;] Jk i don't have a boyfriend who wants meh? janszoon?

I'll take ya. But I prefer roast beef. So...don't shower for a few days.

I find cock repulsive. But you're charming. Perhaps you could rise above kitchen?

Also, I jest. I have friends who are hardcore feminists, and like to dismiss womanly discourse by general principle, as their idea of feminism consists of women > men instead of equality.

Sorry daddy!!! You can spank me if you like ;)