Horses aren't people, horses are horses. You're just making shit up now.

Wow gurl, lighten up, bb!
You're so silly!

Am I people?

Are people you?

Whoooooaaaa.

ya dude.

Am I your mommy?
Is your mommy dead? Lying a pool of red?

Does this thread have a point?

They're totally not people. They have a special feeling though. They've got extra fatal lady shimmer of no maximum strength. In all honesty, I think you could be sick pooping out blood and you'd still want them.
But in any case, I defend women whenever I can, because I mean, not even long legged women can tell there's a blue eyed hobbit, and I'm a witness for them.

Women are the only creatures next to chickens where you can punch or kick them in the crotch and get scrambled eggs.