Chuck norris and the bible hahaha

Mykonos · 10-26-2011, 03:43 PM

If that's his argument, then why isn't he preaching African slavery and the extermination of indigenous peoples? The idea of continuing a practice because 'they were doing it when this country started' is a complete pile of crap. Some people have no bloody clue about how much the world can change in a short amount of time.

~~Odyshape~~ · 10-28-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Monkey

What does it matter? Even if the "founding fathers" were fundamentalists, why should that dictate how the country is run 230 years later?

But lets be realistic here. Even if equality is implied there are subtleties that would linger if all of the founding fathers were fundamentalists.

Necromancer · 10-28-2011, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

Damn, I thought someone of Chuck Norris' caliber would have more sense.

And especially after being the only free style fighter in the world that Bruce Lee actually payed respect to after killing him in an all out fight to the death in the movie "Way Of The Dragon".

Norris had a most devastating and unforgiving roundhouse back fist in Mixed Martial Arts back in the day.

He defiantly knows about the fundamentalism of fighting and self defense.

I think that he would make one hell of an Evangelist, Apostle or something in that area. If he ever decided to take that path..

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

Lets face it, as an action star he was always a poor mans Sylvester Stallone anyway.

Yeah.. maybe, but in the real world..Chuck Norris would just kick Stallone's ass all over the place in a real fight.

Paul Rodgers has multiple degrees in mixed martial arts, he might give Norris a run for his money?

RL Clown · 05-31-2018, 04:50 PM

Chuck Norris facts:

1. Chuck Norris never runs out of time. Time runs out of Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris gave Freddy Kruegar a nightmare.

3. When Chuck Norris sleepwalks, he manages to walk around the world in 20 minutes.

4. Chuck Norris never drives a car. He teleports to his destination in one second.

The Batlord · 05-31-2018, 04:51 PM

OMG why is anybody still making these jokes. They were stale a decade ago.

10-26-2011, 03:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mykonos AWhatup Ganache? Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 381	If that's his argument, then why isn't he preaching African slavery and the extermination of indigenous peoples? The idea of continuing a practice because 'they were doing it when this country started' is a complete pile of crap. Some people have no bloody clue about how much the world can change in a short amount of time. __________________ 'Not that Becktionary, the Rhyming Becktionary!'- Bender Bending Rodriguez

05-31-2018, 04:50 PM	#14 (permalink)
RL Clown Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 182	Chuck Norris facts: 1. Chuck Norris never runs out of time. Time runs out of Chuck Norris. 2. Chuck Norris gave Freddy Kruegar a nightmare. 3. When Chuck Norris sleepwalks, he manages to walk around the world in 20 minutes. 4. Chuck Norris never drives a car. He teleports to his destination in one second.