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Democrtat Doug Jones |
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12 | 38.71% |
Republican Roy Moore |
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13 | 41.94% |
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6 | 19.35% |
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...here to hear...
Join Date: Nov 2010
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As I did for the US General Election, I thought it might be interesting if MB had its own parallel election; this time for the Alabama Senate race. The Republicans and Democrats are engaged in such a close battle for seats and support that this local election is being watched with fascination by the entire country, not to say the world, but for anyone not following the news, here’s a quick summary or C.V. of the candidates:
Roy Moore (Republican): > Banned from local mall for being so pervy he was frightening customers away > Accused of paedophilia or sexual harrassment by nine women > Banned from local YMCA for soliciting sex from young girls > Has made this comment about the last time America was great: “ I think it was great at the time when families were united, even though we had slavery” > Considers that being gay should be a criminal offense > Regrets the fact that women were given the right to vote > Is commited to repealing Obamacare > Removed from office of Chief Justice (twice) after being found guilty of violating judicial ethics. Doug Jones (Democrat): > None of the above Well, that’s my balanced, impartial assessment of the candidates, so let’s get voting. Like the real election, you’ve only got one day to do it, and all votes will remain confidential, until they are hacked by the Russians and published by wikileaks.
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