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Old 05-18-2011, 12:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Not to be insensitive or inflammatory, but I'd just like to point out that, at least for myself and my immediate unbelieving friends, the manner in which "rational" Christians view the "crazy" rapture-predicting Christians as credulous nutjobs is the same manner in which us nonbelievers view "rational" Christians... all the time.
I think the disparity exists between Christians taking to heart the parts of the Bible that say "he will come like a thief in the night", and this other guy totally acting like he knows when your shit will be stolen.

Christian: "Pshhh... you false, bro... Jesus is too skilled a thief for you to know when he'll climb up in your windows."
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Old 05-18-2011, 12:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Does anybody know what time zone gods in? For christs sake i need to set my alarm!!!
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The moment i knew i was gay, i know i've been raptured.
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The moment i knew i was gay, i know i've been raptured.
Are you gay? I hadn't noticed.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Are you gay? I hadn't noticed.
Neither, this is the first I heard of it.
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Neither, this is the first I heard of it.
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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question...where the hell is all this coming from? Who is saying the rapture is in 4 days? Why is it not on the news? Usually crazy idiot people are the media darlings are they not?
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question...where the hell is all this coming from? Who is saying the rapture is in 4 days? Why is it not on the news? Usually crazy idiot people are the media darlings are they not?
Blame that to an old man named Harold Camping.

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^^ haha.. can't believe that you guys haven't noticed. it's ok. sometimes being observant and sharp arent innate to all persons.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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We were being sarcastic. It's all you ever post about. Whopdifreakingdo. Tell us something we don't know.
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