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Old 05-20-2011, 12:42 PM   #141 (permalink)
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So... Here's a thought.

God's going to bring everyone good up to heaven, and leave the rest on Earth to suffer for 5 months before he destroys the world and we all go to hell? So he's making is suffer.. So he can later.. Make us suffer..?

According to this belief.. God sounds a lot like Satan. He also sounds kind of redundant.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:57 PM   #142 (permalink)
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So... Here's a thought.

God's going to bring everyone good up to heaven, and leave the rest on Earth to suffer for 5 months before he destroys the world and we all go to hell? So he's making is suffer.. So he can later.. Make us suffer..?

According to this belief.. God sounds a lot like Satan. He also sounds kind of redundant.
And only good Christians at that. So if you were never baptized, too bad for you!


Oh, wait, I'm not Christian...
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:08 PM   #143 (permalink)
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So... Here's a thought.

God's going to bring everyone good up to heaven, and leave the rest on Earth to suffer for 5 months before he destroys the world and we all go to hell? So he's making is suffer.. So he can later.. Make us suffer..?

According to this belief.. God sounds a lot like Satan. He also sounds kind of redundant.
He died for our sins so he could come back and make us suffer. Sounds alot like revenge to me.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:11 PM   #144 (permalink)
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I'm baptized which makes me immune to sin
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:24 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:58 PM   #146 (permalink)
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When all of the christians go to heaven and my family is gone, I'm gonna claim a big ass house (recently vacated of christians) and shoot guns and blow **** up and just have a real fun time. it could be pretty sweet, like i could just go to the store and take anything I want right?
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:21 PM   #147 (permalink)
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assuming there isn't a lake of fire outside of your door step, then yes
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:49 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Appearantly, earthquakes will follow the sun. I made a joke about the end of the world being well organized, but it seems it will. So rapture/earthquakes happen tomorrow at 6PM for all time zones. That's pretty neat!

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Old 05-20-2011, 03:57 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:00 PM   #150 (permalink)
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I think you got lots of time still, Tumor. I find it funny how an 89 year old man has spent so much time and effort setting himself up for tremendous disappointment. I hope some serious disappointment reactions are caught on cam tomorrow at 6 PM.
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