The Slut Debate

The Batlord · 10-16-2013, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Also DJ I honestly don't know any promiscuous queer people besides myself (lol), most queer people I know are better at monogamy than their straight counterparts.

I know almost no gay people so I'm speaking from ignorance but if they're not necessarily promiscuous would you say that gay men at least have sex more than straight guys? I mean if I was pursuing someone with the same sex drive as me it'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Paul Smeenus · 10-16-2013, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

shooting fish in a barrel.

That's actually extremely difficult to do without blowing the f*ck outta the barrel. The first fish is easy, I'll give you that.

Dr_Rez · 12-01-2013, 09:18 PM

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Paul Smeenus · 12-01-2013, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-01-2013, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Lame, I've read this before! You need to get more recent material Rezz.

Cheese · 12-02-2013, 01:47 AM

Doesn't faze me if a girl chooses to sleep with 5 guys or 500......I'd wouldn't view her as a slut, but I also wouldn't go near her either

djchameleon · 12-02-2013, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Doesn't faze me if a girl chooses to sleep with 5 guys or 500......I'd wouldn't view her as a slut, but I also wouldn't go near her either

so you still have a negative opinion of her?

you might as well go the full mile and view her as a slut then. Most people that have negative opinions because of someone's decision to sleep with more guys than usually basically thinks she is a slut.

You are just taking away the label but you still feel the same way as guys that use the label.

The Batlord · 12-02-2013, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

so you still have a negative opinion of her?

I just wouldn't want to get Herpes. If she was hot enough I might have to double bag it and take my chances.

djchameleon · 12-02-2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just wouldn't want to get Herpes. If she was hot enough I might have to double bag it and take my chances.

you've never actually double bagged it.

If you have then you'd know not to joke about it or take it lightly and you'd know that it doesn't work.

The Batlord · 12-02-2013, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

you've never actually double bagged it.

If you have then you'd know not to joke about it or take it lightly and you'd know that it doesn't work.

Okay...

And I'm willing to bet you haven't either BTW.

View Poll Results: A slut or not a slut? That is the question.
Yes...dirty girls that need a wash	18	16.98%
No...sexual liberation for women!!	37	34.91%
Indifferent...as long as I don't get any diseases off them.	38	35.85%
I'm a creep that's to busy jacking off to Nickelback music...and Chad	13	12.26%
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12-01-2013, 09:18 PM	#233 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

12-02-2013, 01:47 AM	#236 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	Doesn't faze me if a girl chooses to sleep with 5 guys or 500......I'd wouldn't view her as a slut, but I also wouldn't go near her either