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Stone Birds 09-22-2010 06:34 AM

everything that he said woman can't do are things that women usually do better than men

women are (usually) smarter than men, but women only show off in front of other women, because men are scared of people smarter than themselves.

Chainsawkitten 09-30-2010 09:51 AM

Ok, so men invented electricity. And what did you invent, Mr. Masterson? Oh, wait... You've never invented or contributed anything? I thought you were a man...

Stone Birds 09-30-2010 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chainsawkitten (Post 937725)
Ok, so men invented electricity. And what did you invent, Mr. Masterson? Oh, wait... You've never invented or contributed anything? I thought you were a man...

he's not a man he's **** masterson
men aren't stupid enough to say what **** masterson said and still expect to get laid, but **** masterson is.

dankrsta 10-03-2010 10:56 AM

Hahahaha, this is hilarious. I'm sure it's a big joke and from those 10 reasons, it seems to be a joke more on men than on women, especially this part:

"3. Boys destroy things

The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
"

:laughing:

DevonWilliams 10-03-2010 04:51 PM

Aviators do not belong inside.

Chainsawkitten 10-04-2010 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dankrsta (Post 938692)
Hahahaha, this is hilarious. I'm sure it's a big joke and from those 10 reasons, it seems to be a joke more on men than on women, especially this part:

"[I]3. Boys destroy things

Had I not heard the same argument voiced by Boyd Rice, I would not have believed it to be serious.

chiron 10-04-2010 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Stone Birds (Post 937804)
he's not a man he's **** masterson
men aren't stupid enough to say what **** masterson said and still expect to get laid, but **** masterson is.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

dankrsta 10-04-2010 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Chainsawkitten (Post 939001)
Had I not heard the same argument voiced by Boyd Rice, I would not have believed it to be serious.

Maybe Boyd Rice shouldn't be taken seriously either.

rondo 10-04-2010 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 933218)

omg, what did I just view (and read)? :laughing:

This must be the lamest thing ever that it's really hard to get offended. Actually, one could only admire his...admire his, well, whatever you'd call it. I almost said "hats off to you mate, well done!".

Dirty 10-20-2010 01:19 AM

Do you guys actually take him seriously? Lol, he's completely trolling.


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