Would You Enter A Serious Relationship With An Amputee?

Barnard17 · 08-27-2010, 03:54 PM

If it's the arm that's gone, no. If it's the leg, I'd bonk her and steal her peg leg in the morning. After having made sure she doesn't know my real name.

FETCHER. · 08-27-2010, 03:58 PM

i still think if i was a guy it would be slightly odd sleeping with a girl. now sam mentions it. but im not a guy so...

also, one of my mates slept with a girl on holiday who owned only one arm, he didn't know otherwise until the deed was almost done...

Insane Guest · 08-27-2010, 04:06 PM

As awkward as some moments would be, Yes. You would really have to watch what you say too, but it's not really that big fo a deal, if you got to know an amputee, they aren't different, maybe physically but they're human nothing special.

Barnard17 · 08-27-2010, 04:15 PM

"Need a hand?"

"Don't worry if it's too high I'll give you a leg up!"

Insane Guest · 08-27-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

"Need a hand?"

"Don't worry if it's too high I'll give you a leg up!"

Awww, You Suck...

TheCunningStunt · 08-27-2010, 05:41 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'll never date an amputee.

right-track · 08-27-2010, 05:45 PM

I went on a date with an amputee once, but it didn't go well.
No idea why, there was just something missing.

Barnard17 · 08-27-2010, 05:50 PM

Was it the annoyance of having to cut all her food into bit size bits for her? :P

TheCunningStunt · 08-27-2010, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

I went on a date with an amputee once, but it didn't go well.
No idea why, there was just something missing.

Well, despite that. Did you have a good date anyway?
I hope you both got legless!

right-track · 08-27-2010, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Barnard17

Was it the annoyance of having to cut all her food into bit size bits for her? :P

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Well, despite that. Did you have a good date anyway?
I hope you both got legless!

She was missing both her arms. I took her out for a meal to some fancy restaurant for a candlelit dinner.
We had a table overlooking the Manchester ship canal.
It was quite romantic really. A piano player, playing softly in the background, us smiling lovingly into each others eyes as I fed her.
She asked me if I'd wipe her mouth after dessert. No problem.
Could I hold the wine glass while she took a sip. No problem.
She insisted on going Dutch and could I possibly go in her bag and take out half the money for the bill. No problem.
It was going really well until she complained of a stomach ache and asked me where the ladies toilet was. :/

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08-27-2010, 03:54 PM	#41 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	If it's the arm that's gone, no. If it's the leg, I'd bonk her and steal her peg leg in the morning. After having made sure she doesn't know my real name. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-27-2010, 04:15 PM	#44 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	"Need a hand?" "Don't worry if it's too high I'll give you a leg up!" __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-27-2010, 05:41 PM	#46 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'll never date an amputee. __________________ I don't feel and I feel great. Last FM

08-27-2010, 05:50 PM	#48 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Was it the annoyance of having to cut all her food into bit size bits for her? :P __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

08-27-2010, 04:06 PM	#43 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	As awkward as some moments would be, Yes. You would really have to watch what you say too, but it's not really that big fo a deal, if you got to know an amputee, they aren't different, maybe physically but they're human nothing special.

08-27-2010, 05:45 PM	#47 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I went on a date with an amputee once, but it didn't go well. No idea why, there was just something missing.