Justthefacts

I once took a road trip to Tampa for an RHCP concert with a pal and his dad. And when we were heading back to Fort Myers the day after, this man on one of those 3 wheeled motorcycles (not wearing a helmet, mind you) failed to check his blind spot, merged right into a car and the trike flips over and explodes. Literally. Fucking. Explodes. We're about a car length away from all this action. The dude flys off the trike, lands somewhere in the grass, and his head is a faucet pouring gallons of blood.

His overweight wife was driving her own trike, pulls over, comes flying in hysterical, rightfully, and we get in our car and leave. Checked the news that night, allegedly a helicopter came to take the dude to a hospital but he died before he even made it.

Wear your fucking helmets you stupid morons. My cousins face looks like a hamburger patty because he didn't wear a helmet. Retards, I swear.

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