The scariest ****ing thing you've ever seen.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-06-2018, 02:37 PM

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You shouldn't invade anyone's personal space if you don't expect the possibility of a fight. Women ignore this rule all the time precisely because men like you who think their chivalry is gonna get them pussy.

QFT. This man gets it. Chivalry won't get you pussy these days.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-06-2018, 02:41 PM

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QFT. This man gets it. Chivalry won't get you pussy these days.

It's not even about that. I am with Plankton though.

I think some guys are trying too hard in this thread tbh.

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 02:52 PM

Did Paul turn you onto that? Good performance.

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It's not even about that. I am with Plankton though.

I think some guys are trying too hard in this thread tbh.

The self-defense defense is a weak one because you can defend yourself without striking someone, especially if you're bigger and stronger than them (usually the case obvs).

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-06-2018, 02:56 PM

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The self-defense defense is a weak one because you can defend yourself without striking someone, especially if you're bigger and stronger than them (usually the case obvs).

I'm not even using the self defence thing.

I wouldn't do it mainly for the reason Plankton posted, and also because it's possible that they could fall, hit their head and die from just one punch.

EDIT - Latter bit is also why I wouldn't punch a guy in the street.

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 02:58 PM

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The golden rule isn't "DON'T EVER HIT WOMEN." The golden rule is "TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WISH TO BE TREATED." And it applies to BOTH genders.

I am not a woman beater. I grew up seeing my mom get abused. I saw my sister get abused. I've seen my female friends get abused. I've fought guys for hitting females. I'm against it.

BUT, if some female was attacking me, I would fight her off, so it would be hypocritical of me to say NEVER hit a female under ANY circumstance. Just trying to get people to speak correctly and truthfully.

Aren't you a martial arts warrior though? Surely you know of better self-defense methods than hitting someone, right? I'll upload some PDFs for you.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-06-2018, 02:58 PM

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The self-defense defense is a weak one because you can defend yourself without striking someone.

Yes. Much more humane to choke a bitch out than to strike her.

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 02:59 PM

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Yes. Much more humane to choke a bitch out than to strike her.

That's your only alternative? That's it, you're no longer MB's official bodyguard.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-06-2018, 03:03 PM

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That's your only alternative? That's it, you're no longer MB's official bodyguard.

SNAP. TAP or NAP. That's how you beat someone. Incapacitate them so that they can no longer continue to fight, make them give up and stop fighting, or render them unconscious if necessary.

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 03:04 PM

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SNAP. TAP or NAP. That's how you beat someone. Incapacitate them so that they can no longer continue to fight, make them give up and stop fighting, or render them unconscious if necessary.

I know, I read the manual too.

You can incapacitate someone without hitting them. You're still fired.

Trollheart · 02-06-2018, 02:47 PM

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QFT. This man gets it. Chivalry won't get you pussy these days.

Why does it have to be about getting pussy? Didn't you parents ever teach you that one of the number one lessons is you don't hit women? That's just a red line. It's not like you're trying to impress anyone - or at least it shouldn't be - you just don't do it. If you don't get it then I doubt anyone here will convince you.