The scariest ****ing thing you've ever seen.

The Batlord · 02-05-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

None at all. Just asked him if he would defend himself against a woman, or if he would stand there and be a punching bag.

True, all these women wannabe boxers trying to keep my ass down and making me wanna go Nat Turner on these sluts are just too much.

~~Danny Devito~~ · 02-05-2018, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

beating up a defenceless woman

What if I give her a fence first?

OccultHawk · 02-05-2018, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

None at all. Just asked him if he would defend himself against a woman, or if he would stand there and be a punching bag.

Punching bag.

Trollheart · 02-05-2018, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Devito

What if I give her a fence first?

Nice one, TH.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Punching bag.

Yeah. Like I already explained, it's very rare that a guy would suffer much damage, if any at all, in simply holding off, restraining or otherwise neutralising a woman. You shouldn't have to resort to violence.

rubber soul · 02-05-2018, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

What if she was attacking you?

Run away from her as fast as you can. You, never, ever, hit a woman. It's bad enough I saw my Mom go through verbal abuse as a kid. The idea that she could have been beaten up (she wasn't) horrifies me. Anyway, I have my own reasons for not having kids (the future in general doesn't make me optimistic), but my Mom's ex taught me how not to treat women at least.

Chula Vista · 02-05-2018, 04:49 PM

Scariest?

Frownland in his undies, striking a Ian Anderson pose, and pretending to know how to play an acoustic guitar.

*shudders*

**Frownland** · 02-05-2018, 04:53 PM

The stork stance has been used since the Renaissance, don't give Anderson credit for it.

Also, those were not my undies. Don't be so presumptuous.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-05-2018, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

You, never, ever, hit a woman.

Again, absolutes like this solve nothing. According to society:

It's no problem to send men off to die in a war.

It's okay for women to hit each other.

It's okay for men to hit each other.

It's okay for women to hit men.

It sounds like society views men as replaceable cogs in a machine, but every woman has to be told a thousand times a day how gorgeous and special she is.

Putting the pussy on a pedestal has gotten us nowhere, vis-a-vis equal rights. It just shifts the problem.

**Frownland** · 02-05-2018, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

It's no problem to send men off to die in a war.

It's okay for women to hit each other.

It's okay for men to hit each other.

It's okay for women to hit men.

Says you.

So what horrible repurcussions do you find in the never philosophy that you're so valiantly protecting society from?

Trollheart · 02-05-2018, 05:56 PM

Lord. It's the same reason (or one of them) that you don't hit kids. They're smaller/weaker than you, and less able to defend themselves. Would you kick a dog or cat that hadn't attacked you? You can't just say everyone's fair game. Men are much more capable of protecting themselves than women, and as women have only recently (like, in the last 100 years or so) become what you would call emancipated, or at least, seen as more than just pretty empty-headed objects, they don't have the history of defence and fighting that men do. So they're not as prepared for attack, they don't engage in it as much as men, and they're much more vulnerable as a result.

02-05-2018, 04:49 PM	#76 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Scariest? Frownland in his undies, striking a Ian Anderson pose, and pretending to know how to play an acoustic guitar. shudders __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Lord. It's the same reason (or one of them) that you don't hit kids. They're smaller/weaker than you, and less able to defend themselves. Would you kick a dog or cat that hadn't attacked you? You can't just say everyone's fair game. Men are much more capable of protecting themselves than women, and as women have only recently (like, in the last 100 years or so) become what you would call emancipated, or at least, seen as more than just pretty empty-headed objects, they don't have the history of defence and fighting that men do. So they're not as prepared for attack, they don't engage in it as much as men, and they're much more vulnerable as a result. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	The stork stance has been used since the Renaissance, don't give Anderson credit for it. Also, those were not my undies. Don't be so presumptuous.