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Old 06-04-2010, 08:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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^ Hahaha... wow


And thanks Kate, for letting me know I had poo in my mouth that night.
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The portable toilets at music festivals. Ew, simply ew.
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I saw a girl peeing in a urinal (standing up) once at a German-American fest in Germany.
It was more intriguing than disgusting, but worthy of mention here. It was a total surprise.





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And yes, she was a girl. You can tell by the way the girl is hunched over the urinal that there was no penis. I have a penis, so I'd know.
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Old 06-05-2010, 05:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I saw a girl peeing in a urinal (standing up) once at a German-American fest in Germany.
It was more intriguing than disgusting, but worthy of mention here. It was a total surprise.





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And yes, she was a girl. You can tell by the way the girl is hunched over the urinal that there was no penis. I have a penis, so I'd know.
I once saw a blind-drunk girl taking a sh!t in a urinal at a festival a few years ago and while she was doing that some complete scumbag was trying to chat her up.

The scariest thing i've ever seen is also festival-related. At the same festival the following year a girl that was camping near me was found in her tent unconscience one morning, she'd O.D.ed on something. We watched the medics take her out of the tent and take her out of the campsite with a stretcher and oxygen mask. That girl died in hospital.
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Old 06-05-2010, 05:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I once saw a blind-drunk girl taking a sh!t in a urinal at a festival a few years ago and while she was doing that some complete scumbag was trying to chat her up.

The scariest thing i've ever seen is also festival-related. At the same festival the following year a girl that was camping near me was found in her tent unconscience one morning, she'd O.D.ed on something. We watched the medics take her out of the tent and take her out of the campsite with a stretcher and oxygen mask. That girl died in hospital.
Thats awful for all festivals are worth, crap stuff does happen..
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I once saw a blind-drunk girl taking a sh!t in a urinal at a festival a few years ago and while she was doing that some complete scumbag was trying to chat her up.
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Old 06-05-2010, 12:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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^ Thats uh... lovely

Well the toilets at Glastonbury a few years ago were atrocious. You were better off in the bushes.
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Reminds me of that female urination device I saw an ad for...



Very weird if you ask me... liberating women so that they can now pee like men or some crap? No... just weird.
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Old 06-05-2010, 07:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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a girl at T in the Park was in a festival toilet and people tipped it so it landed on the door, she came out covered in **** and piss. she was taken away in an ambulance...
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