Nasty. :laughing:

I used to clean toilets at Disney World. I can sympathize.

You haven't seen a shit-covered bathroom stall until you've seen feces on the ceiling, stall walls, entire toilet, floor, INSIDE the door latch hole...

Envision a stick of dynamite exploding in a small space while stuck inside a 5-gallon bucket of diarrhea and only about 10 minutes old....

THAT's what I saw. No... EXPERIENCED.
I still can't explain how it happened.

That is so gross. Inside the door latch hole even... how the hell does that happen?!

Maybe someone put a stick of dynamite inside a 5-gallon bucket of 10 minute old diarrhea?

@ Kate
I don't know. It was, incidentally, the first thing I noticed when I opened the stall door. The latch hole had diarrhea in it... weird... then when I opened the door all the way and began to step inside.... the horror and enormity of sheer terror hit me full force and assaulted all 5 senses.
I think I would have been less distraught if it had been blood and innards splattered everywhere.

You mean you tasted it too?! Ew.

Of course!
You don't taste 10-minute-old 5-gallon bucket dynamite exploded surrounding-splattered diarrhea?






No really... ever smelled something so gross you could practically taste it?

Well... scent is associated with taste... scientifically speaking...

Well technically, the sense of smell works by teeny tiny little poo particles going into your nose. So when you smell shit, it's because there are particles of shit floating into your nose.

So no doubt they floated into your mouth, too.

Yes. Yes, I have. Pretty recently in fact. It was a client of mine's breath, which I unfortunately had to endure for a good half an hour sitting in front of a computer with him. I was literally stifling gagging the entire time. The best description I can give of the aroma is a dirty diaper full of vomit, and I felt like I could still smell it on my clothes hours after he left.