The scariest ****ing thing you've ever seen.

OccultHawk · 02-05-2018, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

You guys get what I'm saying.

I don’t care what kind of extreme hypothetical situations you draw up.

What if this what if that

**** fantasyland

After I’m dead and gone people can say whatever they want but if they say I hit a woman they’ll be ****ing lying.

I’m not bending on a basic principle I can take pride in just because someone can say well what if blah blah blah

You never hit a woman.

I like the simplicity of it. Feels right. Is right.

Trollheart · 02-05-2018, 08:21 PM

Of course, if they're reptoids disguised as women, well....

**Janszoon** · 02-05-2018, 09:26 PM

A car was at a busy city intersection, edging its way out to take a right turn. It had creeped far enough out that I started crossing in the crosswalk behind it. When I was right next to the back of the car, a city bus came along and smashed into it, flinging it up on the sidewalk.

Trollheart · 02-06-2018, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

A car was at a busy city intersection, edging its way out to take a right turn. It had creeped far enough out that I started crossing in the crosswalk behind it. When I was right next to the back of the car, a city bus came along and smashed into it, flinging it up on the sidewalk.

****ing hell! Lucky escape for you! Was anyone hurt in the car or bus? Man that must have been terrifying.

Neapolitan · 02-06-2018, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Scariest?

Frownland in his undies, striking a Ian Anderson pose, and pretending to know how to play an acoustic guitar.

*shudders*

Ian Anderson played flute, not guitar. I guess you wouldn't know that cause he didn't play in Led Zeppelin.

Plankton · 02-06-2018, 10:20 AM

I once saw 2 bears ****ing. Not sure why it was so scary, since I was at the zoo.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 02-06-2018, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I once saw 2 bears ****ing. Not sure why it was so scary, since I was at the zoo.

batlord and exo?

Plankton · 02-06-2018, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

batlord and exo?

Gonorrhea and Godzilla, yup.

Chula Vista · 02-06-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan

Ian Anderson played flute, not guitar. I guess you wouldn't know that cause he didn't play in Led Zeppelin.

Go to your room son.

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 01:42 PM

Photo only shows him holding a guitar, not playing it. Gonna need more evidence.

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