I don’t care what kind of extreme hypothetical situations you draw up.

What if this what if that

**** fantasyland

After I’m dead and gone people can say whatever they want but if they say I hit a woman they’ll be ****ing lying.

I’m not bending on a basic principle I can take pride in just because someone can say well what if blah blah blah

You never hit a woman.

I like the simplicity of it. Feels right. Is right.

Of course, if they're reptoids disguised as women, well.... :D

A car was at a busy city intersection, edging its way out to take a right turn. It had creeped far enough out that I started crossing in the crosswalk behind it. When I was right next to the back of the car, a city bus came along and smashed into it, flinging it up on the sidewalk.

****ing hell! Lucky escape for you! Was anyone hurt in the car or bus? Man that must have been terrifying.

Ian Anderson played flute, not guitar. I guess you wouldn't know that cause he didn't play in Led Zeppelin.

I once saw 2 bears ****ing. Not sure why it was so scary, since I was at the zoo.

batlord and exo?

Gonorrhea and Godzilla, yup.

Go to your room son.

https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server1...ker-guitar.jpg

Photo only shows him holding a guitar, not playing it. Gonna need more evidence.